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**brns999** · #1 9th September 2008, 01:39

Red Dwarf: Series I

It was a script rejected by everyone at the BBC for three years.

It starred a poet, an impressionist, a dancer and a stand-up comic.

It changed the face of TV comedy, and became a global phenomenon.

Red Dwarf began life as a series of sketches on the Rob Grant and Doug Naylor radio sketch show, Son of Cliché. The sketches - 'Dave Hollins: Space Cadet' - took their inspiration from 'realistic' sci-fi films such as Alien, Dark Star and Silent Running. And, in turn, Red Dwarf would do the same.

Written predominantly in a Welsh cottage owned by Doug Naylor's father, the pilot episode was eventually passed to producer Paul Jackson, who - after much passing around, including an offer from Film Four that the writers refused - found a home for the show at BBC North under the auspices of Peter Ridsdale-Scott.

Auditions soon followed. Craig Charles and Chris Barrie dominated throughout as a simply killer combination. Norman Lovett - who had originally tried out for Rimmer - was offered the voiceover role of Holly.

Danny John-Jules, arriving famously late for his appointment, stood out immediately - partly by his dedicated research (reading Desmond Morris's book 'Catwatching'), and partly because he showed up in character, wearing his father's 50's-style suit.

Recording of the episodes must have felt jinxed, as an electricians' strike almost killed the show before it was even filmed. After the first episode was rehearsed, the strike made it impossible to record the programme. Pressing on, the team rehearsed the second episode, Balance of Power. Again, the strike persisted and nothing ever went to tape.

Eventually it became clear that Red Dwarf had missed its window. But the ever-persistent producers campaigned for a second chance, and the show was remounted.

That was 1987. Series I would be shown from February 1988. Over a decade later, Red Dwarf would still be going strong - electricians or no electricians.

The End

The End

A radiation leak wipes out the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf, leaving only one survivor - chicken soup machine repair man, Dave Lister. After three million years in suspended animation, Lister emerges to find he is the last human being in the universe. But he is not alone.

Classic Dwarf

Lister is told by the captain that Frankenstien will not be put back together after it's been dissected. Well with respect, sir, what's in it for the cat?

Rimmer's attempt to cheat in his astro-navigation exam fails when sweat ruins the answers he had written on his body.

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Future Echoes

Future Echoes

When Red Dwarf breaks the speed of light, time dilates, and the crew begin to experience visions from their own future. Sadly for Lister his future appears to include being reduced to his component atoms by a rather large explosion. Happily for Rimmer, Lister's future appears to include being reduced to his component atoms by a rather large explosion.

lassic Dwarf

Rimmer walks in and has an utterly nonsensical conversation with Lister. Then does it again - only this time, things are beginning to come clear...

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Balance of Power

Balance of Power

Rimmer encounters his most dangerous blood chilling challenge ever - Lister is taking the chef's exam. If Lister passes he will hold sufficient rank to have Rimmer replaced as the ship's hologram. Just how low will the universe's most obnoxious dead man stoop to stop him?

Classic Dwarf

Why did Holly bring Rimmer back, Lister wails, Hermann Goering would have been better than Rimmer. Okay he was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could have gone dancing.

Lister has spilt a goat vindaloo over Rimmer's time-table, causing Rimmer to waste his outlawed learning drugs on memorising a conversation with his unapologetic bunk-mate.

Rimmer discovers he still has Kochanski's right breast, and asks for his own nipple back. There's no rush, Holly.

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Waiting for God

Waiting For God

Holly, the ship's computer, recovers a strange unidentified pod floating in the frozen wastes of Deep Space. Rimmer is convinced it contains the remains of a long-dead alien warrior, and immediately begins a scientific investigation to decipher the pod's hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, Lister's rather mundane day perks up a little when he discovers he is a God.

Classic Dwarf

The credits roll just as Rimmer discovers the contents of the 'alien' vessel: "It's a smegging garbage pod!"

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Confidence & Paranoia

Confidence and Paranoia

Lister contracts a mutated pneumonia virus. The hallucinations of his fevered brain materialise in solid form, and suddenly the ship is beset by herring rain and exploding sixteenth century mayors of Warsaw. When his fever breaks, Lister wakes up to find he has created personifications of his Confidence and Paranoia, and a war of manipulation begins.

Classic Dwarf

One of the skutters attempts to thrust a hypodermic needle into Paranoia on Rimmer's command, but is caught in the act: "This is 'Stabbim,' one of our skutters..."

Confidence insists that "Oxygen's for losers" and proves his point by removing his helmet during a space walk.

The Cat cleans his dirty washing. With his tongue.

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Me 2

Me2

Rimmer, the odious hologram, creates his perfect companion - an identical duplicate of himself. He moves out of the quarters he shares with Lister and starts rooming with his doppelganger. At first things are blissful, but the course of true love never runs smoothly, and soon the two Rimmers find themselves locked in a conflict so fierce, only one of them can survive.

Classic Dwarf

Holly informs Lister that his mouldy sausages have taken over the Earth.

The Cat goes a-courting. On roller-skates. With a megaphone: "Attention all lady cats! I am feeling very sexy!"

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**brns999** · #2 9th September 2008, 01:39

Red Dwarf: Series II

In many ways, a second series of a show is more important than the first.

A first series gives the show a start - a second can decide its entire future.

In May of 1988, with only two months since the broadcast of the first series' final episode, the cast and crew of Red Dwarf reunited for a second series.

Series II had been commissioned even before the first had been broadcast, and the writers became able to push the boundaries. Having gained the trust of the crew in the first series, Grant and Naylor began to have an influence on their own show that few writers had achieved.

At this point there was also talk of bringing in a new production designer to get away from the drab grey sets, but it would be another season before designer Mel Bibby was available to join the team.

After six episodes, it was already becoming clear that the Dwarf concept could go much farther. Alan Yentob asked if the crew could venture off their ship - exactly what the writers had been craving!

Thus Blue Midget was born.

The smaller shuttle, used in half the episodes of the second series, took the crew to lunar surfaces, crashed ships... and even to a duplicate Red Dwarf.

For the first time, Red Dwarf was given the time and funding for location shoots, enabling Lister and his crew to get off the ship. While season I spent most of its time alone with the core cast - or their hologrammatic doppelgangers - Series II showed us new characters, explored bigger concepts, and even took a stroll down a beach in paradise.

At the insistence of the creators, Red Dwarf II broke with BBC tradition and was shown without a repeat of Series I. Feeling let down by so much of the first series, Grant and Naylor shot straight in with the brand new season - stronger, more varied, and the foundation for Red Dwarf's future...

Kryten

Rimmer's donned his best uniform and Lister's put on his smelly orange moon boots, even Holly's wearing a toupee...after all, what self respecting smeg head could possibly resist a cry for help from three damsels and an android in distress?

Classic Dwarf

The crew discover that the Nova V's female crew are decidedly skeletal, Lister nudges Rimmer: "I think the blonde one's giving you the eye."

Lister discovers Kryten's been doing his laundry: "No way are these my boxer shorts - these bend!"

Kryten steps back from his Rimmer portrait to reveal a painting of Arnie on the bog. He's rebelling. "What are you rebelling against?" Asks Rimmer. "Whatta ya got?" Kryten replies in his best Brando brogue.

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Better Than Life

It's cool! It's wild! It's Better Than Life - the new game sensation sweeping the solar system. Just dream and pleasure will be yours! Unless you have a mind like Rimmer's that is...

Classic Dwarf

The Cat's hungry, but Lister informs him that Rimmer's father has died. The Cat considers, "Well I'd prefer chicken."

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Thanks for the Memories

Rimmer's depressed - no one loves him. Not even his fried egg, chutney and chilli sauce sandwich. It's about time he had a damp dream at least. Then four days go missing and Lister and Cat wake up with their legs in plaster...Have the aliens landed at last?

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer explains how an alien communicates by breaking legs and doing jig-saws. "I wouldn't like to be around when one of these suckers is making a speech!" responds the Cat.

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Stasis Leak

The crew of Red Dwarf have found a way to go back in time three million years. Back to the freaky fungus and the luscious Kochanski - the two loves of Lister's life. Who knows? Rimmer could even find Rimmer before he dies and bring him back so he doesn't have to be dead anymore.

Classic Dwarf

Holly explains the episode title, "A stasis leak is a leak, right, in stasis. Hence the name 'a stasis leak.'"

Lister discovers the secret love letters Rimmer wrote to Carol McCauley. "Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness, your hair is like a golden waterfall. Plus those short skirts you wear make me really horny."

The Cat is baffled by the stasis leak: "What is it?" he asks. Rimmer explains that it's a rent in the space-time continuum. Cat asks, "What is it?" again. Three more times. Until it's finally put it into words he can comprehend: "Oh, a magic door. Well why didn't you say?"

The Cat looks down at a naked man in the shower: "Don't worry - it's personality that counts."

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Queeg

Holly's been deposed and the backup computer Queeg 500 is in control of the Red Dwarf. Will Lister and Cat lead a revolt after they've cleaned the corridor floors? Will Rimmer's legs ever be the same again after Queeg's fitness regime? Has Holly got something up his sleeves? Would he know where to look if he had sleeves anyway?

Classic Dwarf

Under Holly's direction Lister joins two cables and is blown away by an explosion. "Or was it the white cable..." Holly wonders aloud.

Forced to scrub the floor, the Cat explains why he cannot wear the rubber gloves provided: "Marigold with blue, are you crazy?!"

Holly emerges from his Queeg disguise to surprised glares: "We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool," he chuckles.

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Parallel Universe

Climb aboard Holly's new "hop drive" and journey into a parallel universe where everything exists exactly the same but opposite. Imagine the horror of a female Rimmer and a pregnant Lister...

Classic Dwarf

The crew do a song and dance number, 'Tongue Tied,' to start the show. The Cat really does have some weird dreams.

Lister is discovered by the Rimmers to have slept with his female self. And what with this being a parallel universe, "You could very well, possibly, be up the duff, laddie," Rimmer gloats.

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**brns999** · #3 9th September 2008, 01:39

Red Dwarf: Series III

From the first moments, eagle-eyed fans might notice the odd subtle change to Red Dwarf in Series III. (The first series to be titled with the roman numerals, though they wouldn't appear on-screen until Series VII.)

There's the theme tune for one thing. Howard Goodall's 2001-esque rendering of the 'Fun In The Sun' instrumental had seemed fairly sombre for an increasingly fast-paced comedy series. Thus the rock guitar version was born, cut to a faster-paced montage of shots from the series.

Then there's casting. Unless you watched the high-speed opening text crawl on freeze-frame (which the DVD gives you the opportunity to do), the newcomers seemed to have come out of nowhere. Kryten, a guest character in the previous series, became a regular, and Holly had acquired a great deal more hair.

Robert Llewellyn was cast as Kryten when David Ross - who was appearing on stage in a run of Flea in her Ear - was unavailable. Paul Jackson had seen the writer/actor/comedian in his own play, Mammon - Robot Born of Woman, and recommended him to writers Rob Grant and Doug Naylor. (Who, this series, had also come on board as full producers.)

Hattie Hayridge's casting followed on comfortably from her appearance as Holly's female equivalent in Parallel Universe the previous year. Norman Lovett's reluctance to travel the insane route of London rehearsals and Manchester studio filming - already journeying from his home in Edinburgh - made for tough negotiations and ultimately he left the show, only returning in the final episode of Series VII, eight years later.

The 'new' producers, having grown weary of the grey wooden sets, also brought in a production designer with a fresh vision. Mel Bibby had been first choice for Series I but hadn't been available - now, with Ridley Scott's Alien proving a strong influence, he was able to bring a fresh look that lifted Red Dwarf to new heights.

Similarly, costume designer Howard Burden - in his first job as full designer - overhauled the costumes to something fresh and spectacular. Howard had studied under Mary Husband at the BBC, working on light entertainment shows and Red Dwarf gave him the chance to stretch himself creatively.

Filmed in September/October 1989 and broadcast in November and December, Red Dwarf III established how the show was meant to look - a benchmark for production values in a BBC comedy and a style that would continue over every subsequent series.

Backward

Backwards

The Red Dwarf crew return to Earth to find Time is running backwards. With some brilliant trick photography and ingenious stunts, this now-classic episode heralds the arrival of the new-look Red Dwarf.

Classic Dwarf

Lister poses perhaps the universe's most vital question to the Cat, "D'you ever see The Flintstones? Do you think Wilma's sexy?"

The pub unexplodes into a massive backwards brawl, leaving Rimmer to cower under a table as Lister is unthrown through a window.

The Cat emerges from the bushes having discovered that bowel movements are infinitely less satisfying in a reverse reality.

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Marooned

Marooned

As Red Dwarf heads on a collision course towards a minefield of Black Holes, the crew is forced to abandon ship. Lister finds himself marooned on an arctic moon with Rimmer and only a pot noodle and a tin of dog food between him and starvation.

Classic Dwarf

Lister explains how he lost his virginity, aged 12, on Bootle Municipal Golf Course. "Twelve!" Exclaims Rimmer, "You can't have been a full member of the golf club."

To avoid starvation, Lister swallows a mouthful of dog food. Probably a wise decision given the alternative - a pot noodle.

Lister agrees to sacrifice his guitar to the fire and is given a moment alone to say goodbye. Then he cuts a guitar-shaped piece of wood from Rimmer's father's camphor-wood chest...

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Polymorph

Polymorph

A chameleonic genetic mutant which salivates unspeakable slobber gets loose aboard Red Dwarf, and the nightmare begins. The crew are subjected to twenty-four hours of non-stop horror in a gruesome, petrifying comedy blood-feast.

Classic Dwarf

The Cat elects not to eat with the gear Lister's nicked from the medical unit: You think I've got nothing better to do than sit around watching you serve chicken chausseur in a stool bucket?

The shrinking boxer shorts scene. Enough said.

Drained of his anger, Rimmer holds a crew meeting, the upshot of which is to hit the Polymorph hard and fast with a major leaflet campaign.

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Bodyswap

Bodyswap

A skutter goes berserk and rewires all the ship's circuitry. So when Lister orders a chocolate bar from one of the snack dispensers, he accidentally triggers off the ship's self-destruct sequence. There is only one way to diffuse the bomb, but it involves Lister lending his body to a female officer. This gets Rimmer thinking...

Classic Dwarf

Lister accidentally sets off the self-destruct system by ordering a milkshake and a crispy bar.

Lister's mind is safely stowed onto tape - which the Cat promptly drops into his tea.

Rimmer emerges from the wreckage of Starbug in Lister's body. "You've lost me arm!" Lister bemoans. "I've lost your watch, too," responds Rimmer.

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Timeslides

Timeslides

The crew of the Red Dwarf run amok through history, blithely ignoring the consequences of causality. When Kryten discovers some mutated developing fluid which prints photographs the crew can walk into, they find they are able to change their pasts.

Classic Dwarf

Lister stands at Nurenberg with Hitler, yelling to the crowd, "Ignore him! He's a complete and total nutter! And he's only got one testicle!"

Rimmer decides to retrieve Lister from his wealthy, sex-filled fate. "It's my duty," he insists. "My duty as a complete and utter bastard!"

Realising he has somehow been brought to life, Rimmer issues his orders: "Kryten! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit!"

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The Last Day

The Last Day

Kryten discovers his built-in expiry date is almost up and he has less than twenty-four hours to live. The crew are determined to give the mechanoid the best night of his life. For the first time, he experiences true pleasure and wants to delay his ascent into Silicon Heaven, the resting place for all electrical appliances. Then his replacement shows up...

Classic Dwarf

Famous firsts: Lister's first drunken binge, puking from the top of the Eiffel Tower (the resulting mess was later sold to a Texan tourist as a genuine Jackson Pollock); and Rimmer's first French kiss - with his unknowing uncle Frank, who snuck into his room in the middle of the night and mistook Rimmer for his mother.

Hudzen's promo vid shows off his strength by breaking a brick in two. Without his hands. Put it this way, he's got more interesting things down there than a vacuum cleaner socket.

The crew elect to support Kryten. "Is this the human value you call 'friendship'?" the mechanoid asks. "Don't give me this Star Trek crap, it's too early in the morning," snaps Lister.

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**brns999** · #4 9th September 2008, 01:40

Red Dwarf: Series IV

For their fourth series, the Red Dwarf team entered movie-land as production shifted from the BBC's studios in Manchester (which were closed for refurbishment) to Shepperton Studios outside London.

With sets summarily transported down south, the cast were, for the first time, able to rehearse in the areas they would eventually shoot in. (Previous series had been rehearsed in Acton, with tape markings indicating the dimensions of the set.)

Added at the rear of Mel Bibby's set was a lengthy corridor. It doesn't sound like much, but with constant re-lighting this set gave Red Dwarf a sense of scale - it seemed there were always more areas to walk through. The corridor and the small piece of space it opened into were used over and over again in Series IV and V, forever looking just different enough.

One big change incorporated into Series IV was a tweak (or three) to the back-story. With the first two Red Dwarf novels - Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers and Better Than Life - Rob Grant and Doug Naylor had tidied up some of the areas of the origin story they had since found a little unworkable. In Series IV, those changes made it into the TV show's universe.

From this point on, Red Dwarf belonged to the twenty-third century, not the twenty-first. (Not unreasonable, given how little outer-space colonising we've managed in the three years we've had so far!) The number of crew on a space ship five miles long was increased from 169 to 1,169 - with all but one dead, at least at this point they never had to hire the extras to create the illusion!

And Lister's history with his lost love, Kristine Kochanski, was changed to give the couple a full - if brief - relationship. For a short while they dated, before he lost her to a catering officer. In previous shows Lister had shared a grand total of 173 words with her - so things were looking up.

Series IV was filmed in the winter of 1990 and broadcast in February and March the following year. A cunning piece of episode juggling saw the Kryten love story Camille go out on Valentine's Day. Aaaah...

Camille

Camille

Kryten, Red Dwarf's on board mechanoid, rescues a female droid - Camille - from a crashed vessel. She's a 4000 series just like him, only a GTi model with realistic toes and a slide-back sunroof head. Kryten finds himself falling in advanced mutual compatibility on the basis of a primary ident (what humans call "love at first sight") only to find that true advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a non-glitch, bug-free way.

Classic Dwarf

Kryten attempts to learn the finer points of lying by, erm, describing an apple as "The Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific."

The Cat meets his ideal mate - and it turns out to be himself. "Can you think of anyone more deserving?"

Kryten loses Camille to Hector the blob, but is quite philosophical about it: "It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?"

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DNA

DNA

The crew lock on to an unidentified craft containing the ultimate genetic engineering technology - a machine that can transform any living thing into any other living thing, by re-writing its DNA. A blessing or a curse? Then Lister's curry finds its way into the transmogrifier and assumes near-human form.

Classic Dwarf

Lister gets caught in the transmogrifier's beam and is transformed into...a chicken. Oh, and then a hamster.

Kryten becomes disappointed with his new body - the nipples don't work, there's no zoom function, and there have been occurrences in his underpants so bizarre that he's been taking photographs to show Lister.

Lister realises what it will take to destroy the curry monster: "Of course! Lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!"

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Justice

Justice

Innate justice does not exist anywhere in the known universe except, that is, for Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a "justice field" which inflicts the consequences of a crime on its perpetrator. The innocent have nothing to fear. Rimmer is in big trouble.

Classic Dwarf

Lister's pus-filled head bursts: "Talk about a weight off your mind!"

Rimmer's trial. "Would Lister describe the accused as a friend?" "No, I'd describe the accused as a git." "Are there no others who have shared moments of intimacy with him?" "Only one, but she's got a puncture."

Lister and the simulant battle in the Justice Zone.

Code:

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White Hole

White Hole

Holly regains her genius level IQ and for reasons best known to herself powers down the ship, leaving the crew drifting helplessly towards a White Hole. Will Rimmer sacrifice his hologramatic life to save the rest of the crew?

Classic Dwarf

"Howdy doodly doo!" Kryten repairs the utterly irritating Talkie Toaster after the accident, "Why, that was no accident - that was first degree toastercide."

Lister becomes concerned that his lack of attention in science class may be his undoing: "Why did I always turn to page 47 and start drawing little beards and moustaches on the sperms?"

The deciding vote for planet pool goes to the Cat, and even though he thinks Rimmer's right, "I could not bring myself to vote for someone with your dress sense. I don't want to put my cross next to the bri-nylon party!"

Code:

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Dimension Jump

Dimension Jump

In a universe almost identical to our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. A test pilot in the Space Corps, he is charming, popular, brave and modest. After his test craft breaks the speed of reality, he finds himself face to face with his counterpart aboard Red Dwarf.

Classic Dwarf

Bongo, Ace Rimmer's commanding officer, has a hunch Ace might be returning: "Rubber shares went up this morning."

To close the show, Rimmer conducts the skutters in a Hammond organ version of the Red Dwarf theme tune.

Code:

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Meltdown

Meltdown

A matter transporter whisks the crew to Waxworld - a giant theme park, where the waxdroids have broken their programming, and are running amok. Hitler, Caligula and the Boston Strangler lead an army of darkness against the forces of Elvis, Gandhi and Stan Laurel.

Classic Dwarf

Lister teaches Rimmer a lesson by swallowing his light bee: "He'll come out in a couple of days. Does anyone fancy a vindaloo?"

Elvis closes the show with his rendition of the Red Dwarf theme. "Thank you very much."

Code:

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**brns999** · #5 9th September 2008, 01:40

Red Dwarf: Series V

With the storylines of Red Dwarf reaching ever more complex and intricate levels, writers Rob Grant and Doug Naylor decided to go for broke - designing a fifth series that would be... erm, intricater and complexer. (Hell, even the title sequence has more, and faster, cuts than before!)

An early blow came when Ed Bye had to decline the offer to return as director and producer. Presumably to avoid months of sleeping on the sofa, Ed instead signed on to direct The Full Wax for his wife, Ruby Wax.

On the recommendation of the show's original executive producer Paul Jackson, newcomer Juliet May was brought on board. Juliet had worked on BBC shows such as Top of the Pops and Challenge Anneka, and was director of Sky and Paul Jackson's much-derided Heil Honey I'm Home. A new producer was also found in the shape of Hilary Bevan Jones, who went on to produce bold dramas like Cracker, State of Play and May 33rd.

Unfortunately, the course of directing Dwarf did not run smooth. Juliet was unaware just how demanding the show could be, with its high production values and FX-reliant stories, and ultimately she was let go two shows before the end of filming. (Despite this early setback, Juliet has since made her name in single-camera shows like Hope and Glory, Wild West and Dalziel and Pascoe.)

The final two episodes - Quarantine and Back to Reality - were directed by Grant and Naylor. The pair had deliberately held these two scripts back for themselves, believing them to be the cream of the season. After production halted they also directed a number of re-shoots from other episodes, eventually being credited (as 'Grant Naylor') on four shows.

Series V was recorded in November and December of 1991 - a lovely time of year to be out on location in the UK - and was broadcast in February and March of the following year.

Shortly thereafter, the writers journeyed to LA in the hopes of making an American Red Dwarf series...

Holoship

Holoship

Rimmer is transmitted from Red Dwarf to the advanced Holoship "Enlightenment" which contains the cream of the Space Corps. Everything he has dreamed of exists on this ship. Can he earn a commission to join this fantastic vessel?

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer is abducted in a flash of light. Kryten: "They've taken Mr. Rimmer!" Cat: "Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

The holocrew usually talk during sex, making Rimmer seem quite ignorant when he nails Nirvanah Crane: "I hardly said anything, apart from 'geronimo'!"

Rimmer bids his crewmates farewell: "Over the years I've come to regard you all as... people I met."

Code:

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The Inquisitor

The Inquisitor

The Inquisitor roams through Time weeding out life's wastrels and deleting the worthless - the Red Dwarf crew are in big, big trouble.

Classic Dwarf

The Cat justifies his existence to the Inquisitor by simply pointing out, "I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass."

Lister proves he knows Rimmer by reminding him of his greenhouse tryst with Fiona Barrington: "You thought you'd got lucky, but it turned out that all the time you had your hand in warm compost."

Lister uses a severed hand to by-pass a security scanner. Kryten is disgusted, "If mechanoid's could barf I'd be onto my fifth bag by now!"

Code:

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Terrorform

Terrorform

Rimmer is taken prisoner inside his own mind and ends up being stripped, oiled, manacled, licked, chained, taunted, humiliated and nearly has a knobbly thing the size of a Mexican agarve cactus jammed up where only customs men dare to probe.

Classic Dwarf

Frozen with fear at the 'spider' making its way up his leg, Lister types his message to the Cat: "The lower half of my body has gone numb." "That's probably for the best," the Cat replies.

Should the crew dive in to rescue Rimmer, or sit like lemons and watch him get tortured? Cat: "Anybody got any opera glasses?"

Code:

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Quarantine

Quarantine

After an encounter at a viral research centre, Rimmer forces the crew to spend twelve weeks in quarantine. But who's watching the watcher?

Classic Dwarf

Dr. Lanstrom blasts at the crew with her hex-vision. Lister: "Why is it we never meet anyone nice?" Cat: "Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"

Rimmer emerges from around a corner, glove puppet fuming: "Mr Flibble's very cross..."

Code:

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Demons and Angels

Demons and Angels

Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of men? The Red Dwarf crew find out when they encounter their dark sides - four evil "doppelgangers" hell bent on their destruction.

Classic Dwarf

Lister and the Cat taste the impossible - an edible Pot Noodle.

Operating under remote-control Lister is forced to eat a live tarantula. Ugh.

Code:

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Back To Reality

Back to Reality

The crew of Red Dwarf discover an abandoned space ship on an ocean bed but suddenly the salvage operation doesn't sound quite so sexy when they realise all of the occupants of the vessel committed suicide. Attack by a gigantic sea monster makes escape the favourite option.

Classic Dwarf

Lister assess the possibilities of a giant squid attack: "It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate - it's gonna either kill us, eat us or hump us."

The Cat discovers he is really Duane Dibbley, sandal-wearing, thermos-toting loser. "So this is really me?" he asks. "A no-style gimbo with teeth the druids could use as a place of worship?

The crew hallucinate a high-speed car chase.

Code:

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**brns999** · #6 9th September 2008, 01:41

Red Dwarf: Series VI

As Series V was broadcast and the American Red Dwarf pilot failed to set the world alight, the fans made their desires known. They wanted more Holly, they said, and also more stories set aboard Red Dwarf herself, rather than out in the darker reaches of space.

So Rob Grant and Doug Naylor cut both Holly and Red Dwarf itself from the show. Those lads are nothing if not unpredictable!

It was a shocking move, to say the least, but one which would ultimately pay off - taking the show forwards rather than backwards. Free from the wide, empty space of their mothership, the crew were stranded together on Starbug facing food and fuel shortages, vulnerable to attack from outside.

Meanwhile Holly's 'plot exposition' and 'stupidity' characteristics had already been mostly handed over to Kryten and Cat respectively. Losing Red Dwarf itself gave the show a dramatic impetus, as well as a new style that would make writing-to-deadline a little easier - there were running jokes (Rimmer's 'Space Corps directives', Cat's 'deader than's) and a handy script format that typically began with a comedy character scene, followed by an emergency-cockpit scene, then a landing, docking or crash.

Not that this style made for a straightforward production. Series VI was filmed under intense time pressure, as the BBC had requested the show for a Spring/Summer broadcast. The team battled to complete to schedule - filming location inserts as locally as possible, often in the middle of the regular studio weeks, and completing scripts just in time to shoot them - and succeeded... only for the broadcast to be shelved until the Autumn.

New to this season's crew were director Andy de Emmony and producer Justin Judd. Andy had previously worked on Spitting Image, as had Rob and Doug, and Justin had just produced a pilot of the writers' sitcom The 10%ers for ITV.

Red Dwarf VI was filmed in February and March of 1993 and broadcast in October and November of the same year.

Psirens

Psirens

In pursuit of the stolen Red Dwarf, Lister and Co are attacked by Psirens - creatures who lure space-farers to their deaths with a lethal combination of telepathic manipulation and scanty clothing.

Classic Dwarf

Lister clambers out of deep-sleep with long hair, a beard and extremely long fingernails - which he trims down on the table-top pencil-sharpener.

The crew discover the fake Lister by tricking him into playing the guitar in a talented manner.

Kryten emerges, "almost annoyed", from the garbage compactor as a perfect cube.

Code:

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Legion

Legion

Supplies are low. The water has been recycled so often, it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager. Then a malfunctioning guidance beam drags the Dwarfers to a deserted space station...

Classic Dwarf

The Cat devours Lister's peanuts. Asked where he got them, Lister replies "Derelict a couple of months back. Found them in the dead captain's old donkey jacket. Don't look at me like that - you enjoyed that Mint Imperial didn't you?" Cat: "Where did you get that?" "He was sucking that when he got shot. I had to prise his jaws open with a car jack."

The Dwarfers eat - or at least try to - with Mimosian anti-matter chopsticks.

Legion provides Lister with everything he could ever want - a fridge full of lager and a spare pair of trainers in the ice box.

Code:

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Gunmen of The Apocalypse

Gunmen of the Apocalypse

Kryten contracts a deadly computer virus, and Rimmer and Co are forced to enter his electronic mindscape. They find themselves in a wild west town, facing a gunfight against metaphysical gunslingers.

Classic Dwarf

Lister and the Cat pass themselves off as aliens by the time-honoured device of attaching eyes to their chins and hanging upside-down.

The Cat - as the Riviera Kid - prevents sheriff Kryten from fleeing with a trick-shot resulting in the town's sign knocking him out cold.

A drunken Kryten is informed that he's actually a robot and everything else is a fever - except for the crew, who do exist, but are actually on a spaceship in the future. "Hell, if that's gotta make sense, I don't want to be sober!" he wails.

Code:

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Emohawk Polymorph II

Emohawk - Polymorph II

The Dwarfers need replacement engine parts from the fearsome stomach-churningly ugly "Kinitawowi". But the GELF tribe are interested in only one trade: Lister must marry the chief's daughter.

Classic Dwarf

The cat discovers a whole heck of a lot about what they're dealing with from a GELF arrow. "Yep - this came from a bow all right."

Lister decides to skip the honeymoon night with his GELF bride. "CHANGE OF PLAN!" he shrieks. "LEG IIIIIIIITTTT!!!!"

Duane Dibbley lists his belongings: "Thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart and one triple thick condom. You never know..."

Code:

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Rimmerworld

Rimmerworld

Trapped aboard a disintegrating ship, Rimmer abandons his crewmates, taking the only remaining escape pod. As he accelerates towards a nearby wormhole, he discovers the pod has no steering controls.

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer has the opportunity to save his crewmates, but instead chooses to leap heroically into the ship's only escape pod.

Kryten suggests stopping Rimmer's pod with a blast from the laser cannon. "Form an orderly queue behind the gun-sight," the Cat beams.

Lister comes up with a complex escape plan involving pulleys, disguises, armed combat and lots of derring-do. Kryten suggests they use the teleporter.

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/140755306/6x05_Rimmerworld_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
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Out of Time

Out of Time

When an identical ship materialises alongside Starbug, the crew are alarmed to receive an SOS call from themselves fifteen years into the future.

Classic Dwarf

The Cat asks Lister what his future self looks like: "I can't see properly - the light is bouncing off the top of your head! You're as bald a plucked chicken, man!"

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/140779693/6x06_Out_of_Time_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
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**brns999** · #7 9th September 2008, 01:41

Red Dwarf: Series VII

Red Dwarf Series VI wrapped in March 1993.

Red Dwarf Series VII would not start shooting until May 1996.

During pre-production on the first series of ITV sitcom The 10%ers, writers Rob Grant and Doug Naylor came to a parting of the ways. Series VI's Out Of Time proved to be their Red Dwarf swansong.

At the same time, Chris Barrie had expressed serious concerns about reprising his Rimmer role. Production problems on the last two series, the technical difficulties inherent in shooting the show, plus his success with The Brittas Empire on BBC1, made returning to Red Dwarf less enticing than it had once been.

After much soul-searching, Doug Naylor - spurred on by the promise at the end of VI that the show was 'to be continued' - elected to push ahead with a seventh series.

Enticing original series director Ed Bye back was no problem. Ed had never wanted to leave - his lack of involvement for the last two series was down to nothing more than conflicting schedules. And, with a director so beloved by the cast back on board, Chris was persuaded to do a few week's filming to bid his character a proper farewell.

Ed also had fresh ideas about how the show should be filmed. With the effects as demanding as ever, it was decided to shoot without a studio audience. A handy by-product of this would be the opportunity to shoot scenes single camera, lighting each shot individually, as on a feature film.

(In the end, many scenes would be filmed multi-camera as before - but even these had their own, individual set-up periods, distinguishing their look from the 'all-in-one-night' traditions of sitcom filming.)

Things were slowly coming together, despite the body-blows the series had taken. But questions still remained. Who would fill the space left by Rimmer? And would other co-writers help ease the burden on Doug, who had to produce two more episodes than usual, on his own?

When the series began screening on BBC2 in February 1999, those questions would be answered.

Tikka To Ride

Tikka to Ride

The crew are dead, slain by their future selves in the cliff-hanger that ended series six. But coming back from the dead is a piece of cake compared to the real dilemma confronting Lister - the curry supplies have been destroyed and he's three million light years from the nearest poppadom. Unable to face cold turkey vindaloo style, he ignores causality and goes back in time intending to order "500 vindaloos to go" but winds up in Dallas, in November 1963, where he accidentally pushes a gunman out of a fifth floor window.

Classic Dwarf

Kryten loses his guilt...and takes up smoking.

The Dwarfers arrive in Dallas, 1963 and somehow manage to pull a gunman out of a window while actually trying to save him.

Rimmer exacts revenge on Lister by tricking him into marooning himself in Starbug's detachable rear section.

Code:

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Stoke Me a Clipper

Stoke Me A Clipper

Rimmer's much more dashing alter ego, Ace Rimmer, arrives on Starbug terminally wounded. He asks Rimmer to take his place as the swashbuckling guardian of the Universe. Reluctantly Rimmer has to turn him down as he's too busy cataloguing his shoe collection.

Classic Dwarf

Ace Rimmer saves Princess Bonjella from the Nazis but is mortally wounded by a shot in the chest, complaining, This is my best top, dammit!

Ace is convinced Rimmer has potential, that you can't judge a book by its cover. And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book, Lister insists. For a start, a book's got a spine.

Rimmer takes Ace's place and will be setting off into the big black... just as soon as he works out the ignition controls from the ejector seat.

Code:

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Ouroboros

Ouroboros

When two realities converge, the Dwarfers undergo their most terrifying ordeal yet - they bump into a real, live, human woman who's attractive and nice. It's Lister's ex-girlfriend Kristine Kochanski. Kryten immediately goes into jealousy overload mode, convinced she'll steal Lister away from him, and starts plotting her immediate return to her own dimension.

Classic Dwarf

Lister is shown a scanned picture of his attacker - a hairy GELF. "Smeg," says Lister. "It's the missus!"

Kryten is jealous of Kochanski's hold over Lister: "She's got all those in-and-out bits that you like..."

Kryten answers a radio call from Kochanski, whom Lister has just shot in the leg. "It's an obscene phone call, sir. I think it's for you..."

Code:

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Duct Soup

Duct Soup

When the generator and its back-up go down in the middle of the night, the crew have to crawl through the mile long labyrinth of service ducts to restart their engines. On their journey they discover a few surprising things about one another. Including what Lister once did on top of a crate of canned asparagus.

Classic Dwarf

Kochanski is angered by the noisy pipes in her quarters - they squilookle when they should nureek. If they're going to keep her up all night, they could at least do it properly!

Kochanski sobs that she's tried everything to fit in: "I even tried learning what off-side was..."

Lister tells why he is claustrophobic - an event which involved cashier number 12, a crate of tinned asparagus and the Bootle amateur players' production of The Importance of Being Earnest.

The Cat attempts to calm Lister's claustrophobia concerns: "Boy, is it cramped! I tell you, if I was dead, you could not swing me around in here!"

Code:

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Blue

Blue

Lister finds himself missing Rimmer - until Kryten takes him on "The Rimmer Experience", a virtual reality ride featuring highlights of the departed crewmember's much-loathed life.

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer and Lister play the locker game, opening the dead crew's lockers to see what's inside. Lister gets cash and soft porn, Rimmer gets a face-full of fire.

Rimmer returns from Ace duties - Lister's so pleased to see him that they hug, then kiss...and then Lister wakes up.

A group of Rimmer munchkins burst into song: "He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer; without him life would be much grimmer..."

Code:

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Beyond a Joke

Beyond A Joke

Kochanski takes the crew into the Artificial Reality suite and transports them to Pride and Prejudice World hoping to educate them in the subtleties of this literary masterpiece. Dream on.

Classic Dwarf

Kryten brings a tank into Pride and Prejudice Land. "Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. I said supper is ready!"

Kryten literally blows his top when Lister insists on

Code:

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Epideme

Epideme

A strange, intelligent virus has impregnated Lister. He tries to set up a communication link with the disease to sweet-talk it into not killing him, but when this doesn't work, he realises that he'll have to submit to Kochanski's disarmingly simple cure.

Classic Dwarf

Lister is woken by amorous hands in the middle of the night - not Kochanski, as he might have hoped, but the 3 million year old corpse of Caroline Carmen, desperate for a game of tongue hockey.

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/140956210/7x07_Epideme_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/140962307/7x07_Epideme_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/140964954/7x07_Epideme_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part3.rar

Nanarchy

Nanarchy

The crew searches for nanobots in a laundry hamper to restore Lister to his pre-viral state. What they find is the answer to who stole their spaceship, Red Dwarf, and why.

Classic Dwarf

Holly returns and sees Kryten's angular features for the first time in years: "What's happened to him? Was it a cheap razor? It's just not worth buying them from garages, is it."

The nanobotic reconstruction of Lister's body is a little 'over-successful' as he looks down to discover the massive frame of a body-builder where his porky little body used to be.

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/140971637/7x08_Nanarchy_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/140978851/7x08_Nanarchy_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part2.rar
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**brns999** · #8 9th September 2008, 01:41

Red Dwarf: Series VIII

It was with a certain amount of renewed vigour that Doug Naylor pulled his team back together for Red Dwarf VIII.

Chris Barrie, who had seemingly walked away from the series, so enjoyed his brief time on VII that he was keen to return. Norman Lovett came back to pick up the role of Holly. Director Ed Bye was on board. The studio audience was reintroduced. And there was the promise of a Red Dwarf film.

The old magic had returned - and the entire team knew it.

One part of the crew not coming back for the eighth series was BBC Vis-FX. Amazingly, the model guys had become too expensive even for a BBC production. Instead, model work was turned over to Jim Francis and his team at Special FX GB, a crew who were old BBC hands from way back (Jim had worked on the Hitchhikers Guide TV series, and model-maker Bill Pearson had worked for Mel Bibby on Dwarf's production design). CGI and space effects, meanwhile, were created by Chris Veale - the one-man effects house who continued to work from his bedroom.

Doug made a point of taking back control this series - originating storylines himself, and only farming a little material out to Paul Alexander, Script Associate and the only writer from VII to return at all for this new vision of the show. The crew were coming back from the dead. Our boys were to be placed in prison. And there was a 'Dirty Dozen in space' idea Doug wanted to try out.

Recorded between September and November 1998 and shown from February the following year, Red Dwarf VIII was - unbeknownst to anyone - the final series of the SF comedy. After 52 shows the programme ended with high hopes of a movie to be made soon after. And while writer Doug Naylor has had the project at the 'almost green-lit' stage several times since - to the point where storyboards were drawn up and Robert Llewellyn had his body cast in preparation for the new Kryten costume - fans have yet to see cast and crew reunited for another crack at the Dwarf.

Will there be a Series IX? The demand is high, but while attempts to fund the film take precedence there seems to be no definitive answer. Still, there's no shortage of enthusiasm, or demand, and it may be that Red Dwarf will soon return.

But in what form...?

Back In The Red 1

Back In The Red - Part 1

Not only have the nanobots recreated Red Dwarf, they've also populated the ship with its original crew. This is extremely good news for Rimmer.

Classic Dwarf

Starbug crashes through a duct inside the massive Red Dwarf - and into the posterior of a rat. "I hope we don't get stopped by the cops," Holly dead-pans. "They don't like it when you're rat-arsed."

Rimmer refutes Lister's claims of integrity: "People of honour generally don't take a Polaroid of your snoozing todger, draw a moustache, mouth and ears on it, and then pin it up on the notice-board under 'Missing Persons'."

Kryten's psychiatrist is confused by the mechanoid's start-up date: "2340. Now that's in the future, isn't it?" Kryten: "Yes sir, I was created after you died..."

Code:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/140999424/8x01_Back_In_The_Red_1_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part2.rar
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Back In The Red 2

Back In The Red - Part 2

Rimmer is invited to dinner with the Captain and to make the evening go with a swing douses himself with the "Sexual Magnetism Virus" making himself irresistible to the female crew.

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer delivers his extra-long, special Rimmer salute for Hollister - who pretty much has time to get a cup of coffee while he waits.

The sexual magnetism virus takes its toll on Rimmer, who, after sleeping his way through four senior female officers, tries to regain control by injecting his groin with anaesthetic, leaving his legs to flail beneath him.

Disguised as the Dibbley family, Kochanski, Lister and the Cat beat interrogation by giving their occupation - Computer programmers.

Code:

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Back In The Red 3

Back In The Red - Part 3

The Dwarfers face two years in the brig for crimes against the Space Corps. Realising their defence has more holes than Lister's underpants they escape to prove their innocence.

Classic Dwarf

The Cat impresses the gorgeous air-traffic controller by doing a tap dance with the Blue Midget.

Rimmer edits the crew's AR conversation as Lister gets mad: "I'm gonna cut off both his [CUT] with a blunt knife!"

Code:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/141069182/8x03_Back_In_The_Red_3_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part2.rar
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Cassandra

Cassandra

Taking Holly's advice Lister joins the "Canaries" - a battle hardened convict army trained to go on suicide missions, and not, as he thought, the prison choir!

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer's face falls as he is told that he's been signed up for the Canaries, too.

Cassandra tells the crew that all the Canaries will be dead in one hour except for Rimmer - who'll be dead in 20 minutes.

Rimmer suggests Kochanski's predicted future of them sleeping together might be caused by her being blind drunk. "That doesn't excuse my other four senses!" she exclaims.

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/141083924/8x04_Cassandra_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/141094038/8x04_Cassandra_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part2.rar
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Krytie TV

Krytie TV

Kryten starts his own pirate TV station to entertain the prisoners.

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer, concerned for his appeal, refuses to sanction secretly shooting the women showering. "All right, who are you?" Holly asks. "And what have you done with our Rimmer?"

Lister attempts to tidy the quarters he's just sabotaged before Warden Ackerman returns to his room.

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/141109523/8x05_Krytie_TV_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/141124786/8x05_Krytie_TV_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/141128894/8x05_Krytie_TV_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part3.rar

Pete 1

Pete - Part 1

When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with 'Boing' - the virility enhancement drug.

Classic Dwarf

The prisoners play the warders at basketball - the latter heavily under the influence of virility-enhancement drug 'Boing.'

Lister and Rimmer find the virus they're using eats more than just potato skins, and have to report, bald and naked, to the captain - who then starts losing his hair...

The crew accidentally turn Pete the sparrow into Pete the Tyrannosaurus Rex - just another day with the Dwarfers...

Code:

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Pete 2

Pete - Part 2

The Dwarfers discover birds are descended from dinosaurs when they de-evolve a sparrow into a T-Rex!

Classic Dwarf

Lister and Rimmer receive the blows from a fight they fought half an hour before.

Kryten becomes a real man as Kochanski discovers his out-of-control penis, Archie, running lose in their quarters.

The Cat suffers an Alien-esque moment as Archie tries to wriggle out of his jacket.

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/141160735/8x07_Pete_2_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/141169750/8x07_Pete_2_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/141220743/8x07_Pete_2_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part3.rar

Only The Good

Only The Good

Rimmer crosses into a mirror universe where he discovers another version of himself captaining the ship.

Classic Dwarf

Rimmer squabbles with the vending machine, who threatens him with its immense knowledge: "I know your taste in confectionery, and I also know... I also know... Well, actually that is all I know..."

Kryten displays just the right level of sensitivity towards Kochanski with his 'Have A Fantastic Period' banner.

Ackerman proves Rimmer and Lister are drunk by asking: "Who fancies a kebab?"

Code:

http://rapidshare.com/files/141226305/8x08_Only_The_Good_-_www.filmoteka.66ghz.com.part1.rar
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Indynamo · #9 26th December 2008, 21:52

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